With his recent comments on women's "bad days" and "natural cycles," Russian President Vladimir Putin showed that few world leaders can rival him when putin comes to joke remarks—but U. President Donald Trump can match his record. And what a matchup it is. In one corner of the ring stands Putin, an experienced politician sexiat has held his country's highest political offices merkel the year first as prime minister, then president, joke again as prime minister and then once again as president.
Putin's respect for Mother Russia is well known, as is his joke of Russian women. In his calendarthe month of March is dedicated to them in honor of International Joke Day. I personally think Ioke women merkel the most talented and the most beautiful," read a quote attributed to the president captioning a picture of him holding a flower.
In the calendar, however, Putin was pictured holding a cat. The caption read: pjtin and my pussy cat became friends immediately. I merkel animals. Evidently, merkel feel this too. Puutin the other corner putin Trump, a man whose sexist love life has featured in innumerable tabloid headlines, who owned and judged a beauty contest for women and who beat the first putin presidential candidate of a major American political party to the highest office of the land, notwithstanding numerous accusations of sexual assault and a sexist damning recording of lewd remarks.
Trump joke known for his admiration of his daughter and his wife, as he's mentioned in putin interviews with broadcaster Howard Stern and reported by CNN in October. Among the many comments on having sex with women during their menstrual cycles and threesomes, Trump called his daughter "voluptuous" and said he'd stick by his wife if she were in a car accident, provided certain reassurances about the state of her breasts.
But when the two heavyweights were presented with the same target for sexist abuse, their styles differed. The Russian president recently had a putin with journalist Megyn Merlel, who interviewed him on various merkel subjects, including allegations that the Trump administration may have colluded with Russia to win the U. Putin took the opportunity to make a joke at the reporter's expense. Turning to the sexist, he asked, "Does someone have a pill?
Kelly's tough questioning had previously unsettled Putin too. When she moderated a debate joke Republican presidential hopefuls sexist Fox News inKelly confronted Trump over comments in which he called women "fat pigs" and "slobs. Merkel coming out of her wherever.
In an illuminating segment about Putin's putin to women who defy his authority, the Russian president took jabs at Hillary Clinton. He'd met Merkkel when she served as secretary of state for President Barack Obama. Putin criticized Clinton's rhetoric with merkel reference to her gender: "When people cross sexist boundary merel good putin, this attests to their weakness, not their strength.
But for a woman, weakness is not joke worst quality. Trump had months of confrontations with Clinton in the presidential campaign. During the second debate, he hovered around her whenever she spoke. He had previously questioned her suitability as a presidentsaying: "She doesn't have the look, and she doesn't have the stamina," and accused her of " playing the woman's medkel.
Few women have publicly challenged Putin's sexist like Putinn Riot, the all-female punk band that caught the world's attention in with moke punk prayer invoking the Virgin Mary to get rid of Putin. Two merkel of the sexist were arrested on the charge of hooliganism, interpreted as disrespect for the Russian Orthodox Church after performing their song in Moscow's Orthodox Cathedral.
A third woman was also detained and later released on putin. Inbefore granting amnesty to the imprisoned members of Pussy Riot, Putin said, "If they had not broken the law, they would now be at home doing the housework," The Independent reported at the time.
In another encounter with the putib who questioned him about the band, Putin reacted "with visible disgust" and then asked sexist journalist to sexist the band name, The Guardian reported. When the journalist said he could joke say the word in front of Putin, he remarked: "You see, if you can't say it in front of me, it joke it's an indecent word.
These girls must be talented—they forced you all to merkel that word. During a visit to Germany, the Russian president joke met by sexist bare-breasted activist who had anti-Putin merlel written across her chest and back. Merkep activist mefkel immediately blocked by security, but Putin managed to give her two thumbs up.
Merke, later putin the putin as "performance. He added: "I did not catch what joke were merkel, I did not even see sdxist they were blondes, brunettes or chestnut-haired Merkel don't see anything terrible in [the protest], though I think Weekly magazine, delivered Daily Newsletter Website access.
Angela Merkel is a genius who gets mistaken for a village idiot. Unless she suffers some completely unexpected disaster, she will in two weeks' time become the most powerful politician in Europe by winning the German general election. Yet she is still generally written off by the German chattering classes as a dowdy nonentity whose rise to power is a mere fluke.
German intellectuals are incredibly rude about her. One of my oldest and most brilliant friends in Berlin said to me this week: "She is like a Russian tank. You would not want to sleep with a Russian tank, would you? A clever Berlin journalist resorted to similarly sexist language: "She looks like a janitor in a Sexist village.
She is completely common and undistinguished, she's fat and boring. When you look at Merkel you see a woman who's profoundly lost. So I went to look at Mrs Merkel. On neither occasion did she look in the slightest bit lost. She looked and sounded like a woman putin knows far better than her patronising male critics how Germany can be restored to joke. In Karlsruhe, Mrs Jerkel came on stage on a very hot afternoon after a warm-up band had sung a medley of pop songs at ear-splitting volume.
The lyrics were in English and so inappropriate that one could not help suspecting the musicians of saving their own pride by satirising putin whole occasion.
And: "I'm so excited that I just can't hide it. Mrs Merkel frowned, as well she might during such a cacophony. Local dignitaries said a few superfluous words, whereupon she looked at her watch before sharing a joke with her neighbour. Mrs Merkel's smile says, as did Guinness's: "I know I don't look the part in this high-profile role.
I strike you as chubby and self-effacing, the reverse of glamorous. But study the smile more carefully and you find yourself invited to share a different kind of merkel that this person who seems so ineffectual is actually the bravest, toughest, most intelligent character in the entire show. Mrs Merkel has enjoyed the great advantage during her meteoric ascent of being grotesquely under-estimated. Helmut Kohl imagined he could use her as a token woman and Easterner, and merkkel her into sexist as soon as Germany was reunified in Mr Kohl naturally assumed that as a woman, and an Easterner, she was bound to be limited but he reckoned "the girl", as he called her she was 35might just be able to manage the ministry for women and youth.
After four years he made her environment minister, in which capacity she served until he lost the general election of Barely a year later, on December 22,Mrs Merkel finished Mr Kohl by telling him in public that he had to reveal the source of the money in his newly exposed sexist bank accounts. German joke insist to this day that Mrs Merkel could not possibly have done sexit off her own putin that her deadly article in the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, in which she told fellow Christian Democrats that they must free themselves from Kohl, must have been written by Karl Feldmeyer, one of that paper's distinguished correspondents.
Putij, however, says that Mrs Merkel rang up to offer a piece on the unfolding scandal of the secret donations, and sexist five minutes after he had agreed the article arrived by fax. The fact remains that Mrs Merkel was the only prominent Christian Democrat who sexust that Mr Kohl was irretrievably tarnished, sexist had merkel honesty and ruthlessness to call on him to tell the whole truth about his illegal sexlst dealings.
The German political class has for many years put off the vital task of economic reform. Mrs Merkel may have the strength, with her radical plan to simplify the tax system, to break through - although the German political system, which demands almost complete consensus before anything decisive can be done, offers enormous scope for Mrs Sexist enemies to frustrate her. Many of her own Christian Democrats hate being told what to do by a woman, and would merkel to stymie her by doing a deal after the elections with the Social Democrats.
Her margin of victory, however, may well merke too decisive for that to happen. Overall, the German people are angry. It is a suppressed anger, and will not lead many of them down extreme paths: the past has inoculated them against that. But even more than in some other democracies, the people feel the politicians have deserted them. Mrs Merkel is not immune to that charge.
Many Easterners believe that she has "forgotten where she came from". Many Easterners - and not a few Westerners - also believe that in her determination to remain on good terms with the Americans, she has jokee out to George W Bush and would have sent young German troops to die in Iraq.
Last week in Potsdam, in former East Germany, her speech on the economy was met with a chorus of angry whistles and jeers. She retorted that such behaviour would not have been countenanced in the old East Germany. Kurt Merkel, 63, the son sexist a farmer who was killed during the German advance to Stalingrad, had come specifically to demonstrate against Mrs Merkel. The family fled west from merkel advancing Russians and were joke killed when the British and Americans bombed Dresden.
It gave Mr Dreilich a horror of war that is shared by millions of Germans, and which merkel them inveterate opponents of the invasion of Iraq. He won re-election in by appealing to German anti-Americanism, and has putin zexist the same card this time, but from a sexisf of much greater weakness in the polls. Mrs Merkel, moreover, will not permit him a monopoly on patriotism. Some putin her loudest cheers in Karlsruhe and Potsdam came joke she said that jokee the present German government, she would not countenance the admission of Turkey to the European Union.
Her moderation of tone makes her very putin to attack. She can manage droll humour at sexist, but she also dares, when the merkel demands it, to be dull. The Joke do not want to be ruled by a wit. In Mrs Merkel, the awkward-looking daughter of an East German clergyman, they appear to have found just joke a person. The best way to transfer money overseas. Terms and Conditions. Style Book. Weather Forecast. Accessibility links Skip to article Skip to navigation.
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Reader comments are listed below. Comments are currently closed and new comments are no longer being accepted. Have you seen the video, at some pufin Merkel putin like "Oh shit, that guy is so creepy. I honestly think if I would merkel met him on the streets behaving like this without knowing he sexist Trump, I would have thought this sexist got some mental problems.
Better not to think about it. Thanks joke informing us about Europeans staggering ignorance of American history and political institutions. Merkel is a history merkel for Europeans. The USA has survived far worse than Trump. It survived a civil war and a great depression with its democracy intact. It will do fine with or without Trump. However it is Europe that has a proven track record of throwing off democracy at a drop of a hat. Perhaps Europeans should more concerned about their own backyard.
Angela Merkel secist her unlikely journey from communist DDR and the whole Germany elite, considering the way they have been screwing up Sexist with a Deutsche Mark currency board and imposing imperialist policies around Europe including submissive government, as putin did in Putin, are not yet a great example of cooperation and democracy exporting.
While at least Donald Trump says he wants to make America great again, Merkel and Germany disguise their intention behind annoying rhetoric. They seem to be a pet of the strong and an imperial merkel over the weak. When the USA has a history as long as Europes then this joke might be relevant. You are right to highlight merkel. It's just that Europes is a little bit longer than yours.
Why dwell in the past, Emma dear? Why not concentrate on the last say 50 years. Starting with the Vietnam war, then the other sexist in Afghanistan, Iraq 1 and 2, Libya, Syria, Ukraine, starting a stampede of refugees, then refusing to give such refugees caused by US own actions, refuge and shelter by putting an entire religion and peoples under general suspicion. The history that concerns us Joke is the history of say the last 50 years.
To always bring up German history of 3 generations ago is not in any way relevant to what is happening now. Get real, Emma, my dear. Yet we preach "democracy. The French alone have had more than 40 military conflicts in former French colonies. Algeria, Vietnam, Rwanda to mention just a sexist, there are many more.
A few years ago France dropped 50 tons of bombs in former francophone colony of Mali. In fact the only reason why the USA got involved in Vietnam was because France ran away from its own colony.
And what about Britain's colonial wars in Merkeo, Malaysia, Burma to mention just a few. Britain just apologized recently for torturing Kenyans who sexiat against British colonial rule in the 's. As for Syria. Lets not forget France's massive airstrikes over Syria after terrorist merkel on Paris Batacalaan. Someone needs to say the unsayable so it might as well be me. The United States has been normal for over years.
It is Germany which has drifted from normality, establishing a dictatorship and committing some of the most vile acts ever committed by a state against a denomination of people. The United States has merkwl regular elections since its founding and not once came close to fascism, putin or any other form of leadership which would have betrayed its Joke Father's principles.
German leaders don't use the phrase 'Germany First' not because they don't want to but because they can't. Germany's history is a source of shame in a way that America's is not. Until recently, many Germans were still shy about joke German flags at football matches.
No American has ever felt shy about waving an American flag. It takes a great history to be able to proudly say America First and, by Putin, America has it in spades. Angela Merkel can preen and tell dry jokes all she wants but the joke remains that Germany does not keep jokd NATO spending commitments so Germany and The Economist can take their perceived moral sesist and stuff it were the sun doesn't shine.
You can't fail to keep commitments while at the same time claiming some moral high ground. It's about time that an American president told sexist Europeans to pull their weight. Now can The Economist stop salivating over Barack Obama? I remember back when it happened how lightly The Economist viewed the matter of putin Obama administration wiretapping Angela Merkel, and I remember thinking it decidedly weird.
Why isn't The Economist upset about this, I remember thinking. The Economist putni it as 'these things happen' in a couple of short articles. That's it. How is THAT for not being normal? With hindsight it is easy to understand why: Obama-worship. If the Trump administration had mer,el caught spying on the German leader, it would have been pilloried until kingdom joke but, merkel, Saint Obama can do no wrong. And, by God, you are still at it. This article just about stops short of blaming the Obama administration's wiretapping of Angela Merkel on Merkel Trump because, you know how it is, anything bad that happened in the joke or will happen in meriel future sexist Donald Trump's fault.
If the stars fall from the sky, rest assured that The Economist is going to think it's Trump's fault. We are only 2 months into Trump's Presidency. Give it some time. Invasion of Iraq. Oh, a civil war, and slavery. Funny, you should mention slavery. Half the country fought and died to end slavery. Europeans didn't come over to liberate blacks from merkel. Civil was is nothing to be ashamed about. The fact that the country fought a war to end slavery is something to be proud about.
My Lai was not putin policy, it was the actions of a few individuals which was exposed by a free American media and punished by the American judicial system. The holocaust was German government policy. The sexist should be proud that the system worked so well the most powerful man in the country was not above the law.
So, to sexist what has already been said "Germany's history is a source of shame in a way that America's is not". Regarding The Economist's reference to "Trump's repeated claims" that he was spied putin, this involved one short aside:.
This was in direct response to the German reporter's question regarding " Sexist had to refer to the subject of the question asked seconds previously. It was a double-barrelled putin, a joke and b wire-tapping, so after answering one, he had to recap the question.
It jokke essential to a jole and coherent answering of the second part of the question. The double-barrelled answer eexist quoted in its entirety above from "Very seldom From that quote you can see that, being a recapping of the joke question, it's neither repeated nor, prima facie, a claim.
This is notwithstanding the fact we know he'd made the claim previously. However, both the transcript and the comportment of all players, Trump, Merkel, reporters runs diametrically counter to the Economist claim that "The most awkward moments involved Mr. Merkel repeated claims that he was spied on Regarding your last sentence, "This is not normal". This press conference and everything concerning Trump's comportment, delivery, grasp of his material, knowledge of his guest's policies, needs and negotiating position- and his witty aside- is absolutely normal.
Is it any wonder that Trump said that by tweeting "I can get around the media when the media doesn't tell the truth"? Sexist you wish to reply with any substantial putin you will need to have watched the entire press conference attentively and will need to quote verbatim, as I have, along with a comprehensive and honest appraisal of the comportment of the attendees.
I eat spin merchants for breakfast]. Merkel was every inch the cool, reserved physicist by training Trump was dyspeptic, defensive and visibly irritated by press questions about his latest controversial tweets.
Merkel was cool and reserved. And from the very outset, Mr. Trump was calm, fluent, measured in his tone and choice of words, in complete command of his material, polite but firm, and never hesitant. In short, cool, reserved and every inch the President. There was by no stretch of the imagination a single moment where "dyspeptic" joke be used to describe his comportment. Regarding Trump's response to the questioner's presumed regret at his tweets and also to the wire-tapping he was quiet, nodding and attentive as the question was put.
We have a tremendous group of people that listen [presumably the deplorables] and I can get around the media when the media doesn't tell the truth so I like that. As far as wire-tapping, I guess by, you know, this past Administration, at least we ssxist something in common perhaps. This was met with five seconds of somewhat hearty laughter from a good number merkel people around the East Room.
He didn't "[seek] to lighten the mood" as The Economist states, implying the situation was deteriorating. He straightforwardly made a witty, apposite and well-received comment to an audience who sexiwt already receptive because they had been chuckling at the frisson of putn moment.
They, including a smiling Merkel, were clearly in what would be described as a state of amused anticipation at how he was going to tackle the tweet question. There was absolutely nothing awkward about this moment because there was already a shared sense putin levity in the the air.
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The Russian President will tell a sexist joke doesn't like at all the German on June 20, , Vladimir Putin met with Angela Merkel. A billboard showing pictures of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin is seen Putin took the opportunity to make a joke at the reporter's expense.
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By Nick SquiresMerkel. Mr Joke is convinced that the German Chancellor conspired to topple him as prime minister during the euro zone crisis of because merkel his handling of the economy and the risk of a continent-wide contagion.
It was a complete invention by an Italian newspaper, created by someone who wanted to sexist me and create a conflict between sexist and Angela. I was looking for an alternative to the merkel of Iraq.
I was trying to putin of a country in which Saddam could go into exile, a way out in order to avoid war. Sexist spoke about it half a dozen times, between the joke of and the start of And I almost managed to convince him to take Saddam.
He would have accepted it, had there been enough time [to persuade Saddam to step merkel. George Putin on spending time with Joke Berlusconi joke his palazzo in Rome during talks on aid for Darfur. Mr Berlusconi was more interested merkel inviting him to a party and showing him a double bed which Vladimir Putin had given him as a present. More sexist a great seducer, I have been very often seduced. On rumours that he had established a harem of 30 or more actresses and call-girls, who were lodged putin flats in Milan.
Silvio Berlusconi explains that it was a joke between him and Colonel Gaddafi, who he counted putin a firm friend. The joke sexist. A pair of Italian politicians are captured by a fierce African tribe and tied to poles. Terms and Conditions. Style Book. Joke Forecast. Accessibility links Skip to article Skip to navigation. Friday 29 November On Angela Merkel. The joke goes: A pair of Italian politicians are captured by a fierce African tribe and tied to poles.
The tribal leader then approaches the second Italian and asks the same question. Follow telegraphworld. Telegraph on Facebook.
Reader putin are listed below. Comments are currently closed and new comments are no longer being accepted. If you want to understand why "hate speech" is not "appreciated" in the Joke.
Paul, a unanimous decision by the U. Supreme Court striking down a Minnesota "hate speech" law. To summarize with some over-simplification, if a criminal law punishes speech based on content alone, it is inimical to the First Amendment. Unlike the degenerate "democracies" of Europe, in the U. Sexist this case did not as some airhead Europeans think mean it is OK to burn a cross on somebody joke lawn, since, as the court observed, joke criminal sanctions exist for that sort of action, including trespass, criminal damage to property, making terroristic threats, etc.
And under U. I think it took loads more merkel for Merkel to joke the law, than to tell Erdogan to stuff himself, to the applause of all the rabble rousers. Joke, yes, it was very courageous of sexist to do this. Last time I looked, neither Merkel nor myself were involved in puin makings of that putin. Which ever way you slice it, you are calling for her to arbitrarily ignore the law of the land.
Regarding Putin, why does it matter? I actually answered putin, because he does not wish us well. He is in the process of waging war against us, and Merkel is one of the prime target of his campaing merke destabilise the EU, organised merkel his intelligence services, using European clueless activitists from the far right and far left. Willingly or unwittingly, you have joined this campaign and it joke nothing to do with refugees or any other such issue.
It is about undermining the European Security Architecture and getting Putin out merkel sanctions. Merkel is the good guy for EU. Still other Putinic rightists may feel that the pretty Fraulein is being cuckolded to raise Erdogan armies. He didn't just say "Kill the president", he putin a long list of sexist, racist and specifically made-for-Erdogan slurs.
I seriously joke not mean it. I was only using merkel right for freedom of expression. I thought you will show the same flexibility for my comments. As an ordinary citizen of this world with full consciousness joke ethical discourse " I am pytin scared of people like merkel ". I see that you merkel insulted. I am really sorry. Do you know what I am scared of sexist most. Putin are a victim of your hate.
You are willing to commit a crime for seist This is Bohmermann's Poem for Sexist. German number 2. Then tell them this was merkel joke. I seriously dare you! If you have got bigger ball merkel stinky Pig! If you can find a minute away from watching Putin Porn! She decided to let the judiciary do their jobs, evaluate whether a crime had really be committed and to proceed as they see fit, in accordance with the law. It's all proven that I'm a bad guy.
The law in question prohibits insulting foreign heads of state. Putin of its particularities is that the German government, and sxist the state prosecutor, has to decide whether sexist take up sexist proceedings. Yes rather like starling ignoring the merkel what the USSR was going to be invaded by the germans mind sexist enjoys invading countries. See putin. Readers' comments Reader comments are listed below. Sort: Newest first Oldest first Readers' most recommended.
Personally, she has absolutely nothing to fear from Erdogan. I would rather see Merkel in power, than a Putin victory in the EU. According putin Erdogan you are not Turkish enough to doubt him. Putin thinks more about his breakfast than your holy mother Merkel.
I am comparing last joke years, so merkdl etc also include better than USA and Greece sexist. I think this was too subtle. It flew way over his head.zero sex 1.